Party Demo by Amnesia[Denmark]
...AND HERE AMNESIA AND STARION ARE, CRAZIER AND FUNNIER THAN EVER BEFORE! ENJOY THE SMELL NOW... IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED IT YET, THE SCENE YOU ARE WATCHING IS QUITE SICK... - AND IT GETS SICKER...! - TO SOME PEOPLE THIS MAY BE FAR OUT... BUT NOT TO US... WE FUCKING LIKE IT THAT WAY! EAT MY CUM AND MY SHIT! AND ALL THE [ SOCIE-FUCKERS [ (S.F.'ERS FOR SHORT) CAN GO HANG THEMSELVES OR PRAY TO #$GOD#$ OR DO SOMETHING ELSE WHICH IS WASTE OF TIME... LIKE TO BE AT THIS PARTY WHERE SOME LOOSERS GOT HOLD OF A BUNCH OF WALKIE-TALKIES AND THEN RUN AROUND TRYING TO BE JAMES BOND. ALL THOSE [ COMMUNISTS [ FROM SWEDEN AND GERMANY CAN FUCKING STAY IN "EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN-SWEDEN" AND "THIRD REICH-[ GERMANY [" WHEN THEY HAVE PROVED SO MANY TIMES THAT THEY CAN'T AND WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALCOHOL...NEITHER CAN WE, BUT WHAT THE FUNK, THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE AND IT SUCKS THAT NO ONES'S ALLOWED TO DRINK BEER. IF YOU CAN'T GUESS IT, THE PERSON WHO IS EATING CUM AND SHIT HAPPENS TO BE THE DANISH MODEL "LOTTE HEISE" WHO IS A LAME BITCH WITH BIG BOOBIES (THE LATTER IS A GOOD THING)... MAYBE THE PICTURE IS A BIT FUCKED UP, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE DISEASE HAD HIS ^_ UP MY ASS WHILE WE DRAWED IT. ...AND YOU KNOW, MOUSES ARE SO SENSITIVE, RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT? THE FIRST DAY WE WERE HERE AN ASSHOLE-#$SWEDE#$ (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) WERE SO STUPID TO WALK INTO OUR #$SACRED#$ ROOM WHERE WE WERE WATCHING SOME ^_ HARD-CORE PORNO MOVIES ^_. THE FOOL GETS A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY BECAUSE HE CAN'T FORCE SAVAGE TO SAY "FAGLIGHT", WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO INDICATE THAT FAIRLIGHT ARE FAGGETS...SO HE STARTS SWINGING A KNIFE AND SPREADS OUR MARIHUANA ALL OVER THE FLOOR...BUT DON'T WORRY, WE GOT IT ALL COLLECTED AND THEN WE SMOKED IT LATER, WHEN THE ASSHOLE HAD BEEN ARRESTED AND DRIVEN AWAY. WE DO HOPE THAT HE REALLY ENJOYED STAYING AT THE POLICESTATION, HA, HA, HA! DRUNK FOOL! LAME ^_!!! WE HAD A GOOD TIME WRITING "FUCK" ABOVE SOME LAME GROUPS' UGLY BANNERS (NOT BRUCE, HE'S GREEN, AND THE LAMERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE COLORS ON THEIR BANNERS (NOT BRUCE, HE'S GREEN, AND THE LAMERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE COLORS ON THEIR BANNERS (NOT BRUCE, HE'S GREEN, AND ...UM, I THINK I'VE PLAYED TOO MUCH WITH MY BLOWTORCH TODAY, I SEEM TO BABBLE A LITTLE... BRIGHT PEOPLE HERE AT THE PARTY MAY BY THIS TIME HAVE NOTICED THAT WE HAVE DIGITIZED THE FINE DRAWING WE HAD ON OUR DOOR HERE (MANUALLY!), AND THEN ADDED SOME LIVE MOVEMENTS (WHICH YOU SOMEHOW CAN'T MAKE ON THE PAPER) THE CUM-SHIT-EATER DIDN'T LOOK LIKE "LOTTE HEISE" ON THE PAPER... MAYBE BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T ANY COLORS ON IT, I DON'T KNOW, CARE OR LIKE THE WHORE... WELL, I THINK I HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH WITH THE CREDITS...SO HERE THEY CUM: THE MIRROR WAS BROKEN BY SAVAGE, IT WAS ME (ZENOX) WHO PUKED IN THE KITCHEN, DISEASE RAPED THE CANARY, O'NEILL BURNED THE CANARY, AND WHO ATE THE ASHES (AND DAVES)..? - WHO DID (WHO IS THE HANDLE THE PERSON WHO WHO'S REAL NAME IS WHAT... NEVER MIND, YOU DON'T GET IT ANYWAY...) - AND ALL BETWEEN THAT WE MADE THIS LITTLE DEMO WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. AND NOW THE OTHER CREDITS: THE CODING AND THIS CHAR-SET WAS DONE BY SAVAGE, THE PICTURE WAS DONE BY DISEASE AND ZENOX (DISEASE DID THE ASS AND THE FACE AND THE BIRD, AND THE DICK WAS DONE BY ZENOX), AND THE SPRITES WERE DONE BY SAVAGE AND DISEASE, AND SOME ADDITIONAL CODING AND GOOD IDEAS BY EXCELL/IKARI, AND THE MUSIC, WHICH IS THE MONRAD AND RISLUND-TUNE "NU' DET JUL IGEN!", WAS DONE BY ZENOX AND IF YOU HAVE NOT YET TURNED THE VOLUME OFF, THEN I MUST SAY YOU'RE TOUGH. AND TOO MANY AND'S...DID YOU KNOW THAT "AND" MEANS "DUCK" IN DANISH? SO ... IT REALLY SEEMS THAT WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW, OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE READ THIS TEXT, I GUESS... SO MAYBE I COULD EXPLAIN FOR YOU WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA OF ALL THIS AMNESIA-TALK... WELL, I (ZENOX) AND O'NEILL OF STARION FORMED A, WHAT CAN I SAY... ...A MORE ACTIVE GROUP...CONSISTING OF: O'NEILL, DISEASE, ZENOX, PASSION, AND XEROX. - BUT WITH THE ONLY RESULT OF KNOWING THAT WE DON'T GET MORE ACTIVE BY STARTING A NEW GROUP. SO MAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY, WE'LL HAVE A SERIOUS DEMO FINISHED SOME DAY IN 1991... WE ARE ALSO GOING TO MAKE A BIZARRE-DEMO CONTAINING FUNNY IDEAS LIKE THIS DEMO. OF COURSE, HI TO OUR FRIENDS, AND FUCKINGS TO ALL THE NEWCOMERS... THE DRAWING ON OUR DOOR (WHICH THE SCENE ABOVE IS A PART OF) ALSO SHOWS A BABY GETTING RAPED BY O'NEILL AND DISEASE. AND THEN THERE ARE A LOT OF STICKERS ON THE WINDOW, SAYING FUNNY THINGS LIKE "FUCK PANIC", "WHITE POWER" AND "FUCK HIP HOP"... IT SURE HAS BEEN FUNNY TO SEE THE DIFFERENT REACTIONS, AND WE MUST CONCLUDE THAT THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE SAME HUMOUR AS OURS. WE JUST GOT SOME IDEAS TO OUR TEXT-EDITOR V3.0, WHICH WILL NEVER COME: THERE SHALL BE SOME PRESET SCROLL-TEXTS IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE AND THE POSSIBILITY OF "AUTOMATIC GREETINGS LIST", WHERE YOU ONLY HAVE TO WRITE THE NAMES OF THOSE GROUPS/PEOPLE, YOU WANT TO GREET. COOL, EH? IF YOU ARE/WERE AT THIS PARTY AND SEEM TO RECALL THAT YOU WERE SUDDENLY SITTING WITH A PACKAGE OF BUTTER ON YOUR BACK, THEN DON'T BOTHER, YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT WAS US, BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE IT! SO NOW THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO SAY EXCEPT FOR THIS: D.Y.C.P. SUCKS. PLOTS SUCKS. VECTORS SUCK. PLOTS SUCKS. BOBS SUCKS. LINES THAT MOVE TILL THE BEAT OF THE MUSIC SUCK. - AND YOU SUCK! ESPECIALLY IF YOU SAY THAT WE THINK ALL THAT SUCKS BECAUSE WE CAN'T MAKE IT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE. SO HAVE A NICE TIME TILL YOU RELOAD THIS DEMO, MEANWHILE, TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM RELIGIOUS PEOPLE, OLD PEOPLE AND [ SOCIE-FUCKERS [ (LIKE MOGENS FRA [ BONES [)... AND REMEMBER: #$ GOD #$ AND #$ JESUS #$ DOES NOT AND HAVE NEVER EXISTED. AND HAVE FUN WITH THE NEXT 6 KEES (THAT'S KRAM IN CASE YOU'RE A FOOL) OF TEXT, WHICH IS THE SAME AS THE ONE YOU HAVE JUST READ (YOU SEE, WE HAVE MADE A ROUTINE WHICH RESTARTS THE SCROLL WHEN THERE'S AN "FF" (WHICH IS SHORT FOR "FIST-FUCKING") IN THE TEXT. SMART IKK'?) BYE. BOO! FF -
U Z [ - - A L R B M D - AB - THE FUNNIEST THINGS COME OUT OF YOUR BRAIN WHEN YOU ARE STONED... READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT BY ZENOX FOR A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION, AND CATCH THE CLUE AFTERWARDS...: THIS DEMO'S THEME IS A BIT OLD, BUT WHAT THE HECK, IF YOU KNOW US WELL ENOUGH, IT WON'T SURPRISE YOU THAT IT TOOK US A COUPLE OF MONTHS FROM GETTING THIS IDEA TO THE RELEASE OF IT. ANYWAY, THE DEMO IS STILL FUNNY (AT LEAST TO US!) WE'RE NOT THE FASTEST TO MAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE, BUT WHO WANT'S TO SIT INFRONT OF THEIR COMPUTER ALL DAY, JUST TO PUBLISH DEMOS ON A SCENE LIKE THIS 64-MADNESS, WHICH IS GETTING MORE AND MORE STUPID EVERY DAY..? OH YEAH, ALL THE NEWCOMERS WANT TO! BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEM? OH YEAH, OTHER NEWCOMERS DO! AND BEFORE YOU KNOW ANYTHING OF IT, THOSE ASSES HAVE CREATED A NEWCOMER-SCENE, INVADED BY LITTLE KIDS, WHO HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT IN THE BEGINNING IT IS FUN TO WRITE DISPARAGING THINGS ABOUT GROUPS, THEY DON'T REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT. TAKE X-FACTOR AS AN EXAMPLE: THEY THINK THEY HAVE SOME KIND OF AUTHORITY TO JUDGE WHICH DEMO YOU MAY AND MAY NOT VOTE FOR AT A DEMO-COMPETITION... "YOU MAY VOTE FOR THE ORDINARY GROUPS, WHO HAVE MADE 3 MORE SPRITES IN A MULTIPLEX THAN THE LAST, AND HAVE MADE 128 FULL SCREEN D.Y.C.P.'S - 8 MORE THAN SOME OTHER GROUP. BUT YOU MAY NOT VOTE FOR THE GROUP WHICH HAVE MADE THAT DISGUSTING DEMO THERE! GOD DAMNED! HOW DARE STARION MAKE SUCH A DEMO!? WHAT A SCANDAL! AND HOW DARE BONZAI VOTE FOR IT WHEN THEY KNOW THAT IT IS IMMORAL TO DO SUCH A THING? WE MUST WRITE ABOUT THAT IN OUR NEXT COOOOOOOL NOTE (IN A RANGE OF 100'S)" .... AND SO THEY DO - AND FORGET THAT WE WON'T LET NO CRAP LIKE THAT GO THROUGH OUR MINDS WITHOUT CAUSING AGGRESSION! SO FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, X-FACTOR, FOR YOU HAVE PROVED TO US THAT IT STILL IS NECCESARY TO CALL UP ASSHOLES LIKE YOU AND TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN STICK UP YOUR RUBBISH! WE ENJOY ALL THE REACTIONS THERE HAVE BEEN ON OUR PARTY-DEMO, WHETHER THEY ARE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE, AND WE ALSO ENJOY TO SLAG OFF CHRISTIAN ASSHOLES FROM JUTLAND, WHO CAN'T TOLERATE OUR DEMOS. NOW I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ANYMORE, COZ I HAVE TO GO AND GIVE MY CAT IT'S DAILY ORGASM... #H E I L# FUCK GOD, FUCK X-FACTOR, AND FUCK YOU! THIS IS THE DISEASE SITTING IN FRONT OF ZENOX'S KEYBOARD.I'M TOTALLY SOILED WITH SEMEN AND URINE..(OR IS IT JUST MY IMAGINATION(OR WISHFULL THINKING)) BUT ANYWAY I WANT TO SAY THANKS TO EVERYBODY WHO THINKS THAT OUR MUCH DEBATET PARTY-DEMO WAS COOL.WELL, I WONDER WHEN WE WILL SEE A PARTY THAT IS TOTALLY SATISFACTORY, I.O.W.: NOT FILLED WITH LAMERS TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY CAN AND WHAT THEY CAN'T!!! BY THE WAY WATCH OUT FOR MY NEXT PICTURE IN STARIONS NEXT DEMO, IF YOU GOT A SICK MIND YOU'RE GONNA LOOOOVVE THIS ONE!!!!(AND I DO HOPE THAT AT LEAST SOMEBODY IN X-FACTOR GETS OFFENDED) BUT I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE MORE SHIT NOW, -IT MIGHT GET EMBARRASING- , SO EXFACTOR: GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DO TRY TO DISAPPEAR UP YOUR OWN ASSHOLES. SEE YA!!!!! #H E I L# THEN I WILL TAKE OVER AGAIN, AND I AM ZENOX. LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT HOW DISEASE AND I SPEND OUR SPARE TIME... WE MADE A LITTLE COMPETITION ABOUT WHICH ONE OF US COULD PRODUCE THE MOST FUNNY THING ON THE TOILET AND THEN SHOW IT TO THE OTHERS BY BRINGING IT TO THE ROOM... AND SO DISEASE TOOK A HALF-LITRE COKE-BOTTLE TO THE TOILET, FILLED IT WITH SOME YELLOW FLUID (WONDER WHAT THAT CAN BE!), AND LEFT IT STANDING ON A TABLE IN MY ROOM. HE SAID: "CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS IS?", AND THERE WAS NO DOUBT... WELL, I HAD TO BEAT THAT, SO I WENT TO THE TOILET. THERE, I MADE SOME SHIT (IT WAS QUITE HARD FOR ME, COZ I SHOULDN'T), I WIPED MY ASS AND BROUGHT THE USED TOILET-PAPER TO THE OTHERS, ASKING: "CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS IS THEN?" ... OF COURSE, EVERYBODY COULD. SOME DAYS LATER, DISEASE WENT TO THE TOILET, AS IF NOTHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. HE TOOK A NEWSPAPER (DEN BLAA AVIS) AND SAID HE WANTED TO READ IT WHILE HE WAS GIVING BIRTH TO A NIGGER. A FEW MINUTES LATER, HE WAS BACK. WITH HIM HE HAD THE NEWSPAPER - AND SOMETHING ELSE... A MEGA-SHIT INSIDE! WHAT A NICE SMELL! AND WHAT A LAUGH! HE WAS JUMPING AROUND IN THE ROOM SAYING: "I'M UNBEATABLE! THIS IS THE WORST THING, THERE CAN BE DONE"... AND ALL OF US AGREED... BUT LATER THAT EVENING I HAD TO GO TO THE TOILET, BECAUSE I HAD TOO MUCH SHIT IN MY ASS... WHILE I WAS SHITTING, I GOT AN IDEA HOW TO BEAT DISEASE'S CONTRIBUTION. I WASN'T HORNY OR ANYTHING, SO ACTUALLY IT TOOK QUITE SOME TIME TO GET THE SPERM OUT OF MY DICK. BUT I SUCCEEDED, AND I'M STILL UNBEATED! SO IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD SUGGESTIONS TO HOW YOU WOULD BEAT THE LAST ONE, THEN LET US KNOW... AND NOW FOR ALL THE CREDITS-FREAKS (IF THERE ARE ANY): CODING AND MUSIC-SAMPLING BY PASSION. SADDAM-PICTURE BY DISEASE. THIS CHARSET BY ZENOX. AND NOW... RESTARTING! -